May 242012

"I just can't be the only lesbian in North Carolina."

From the pie hole of Pastor Charles Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, NC, "Build a great, big, large fence, 150 or 100 mile long, put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals, and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out, feed em, and you know what, in a few years, they’ll die out. You know why?  They can’t reproduce!” First of all, lesbians can put up their own fences thank you very much.  Secondly, the terms queer and homosexual are redundant much like the terms religious and intolerant.  Thirdly, Chuck, why separate lesbians and gays?  They won't reproduce together and it will be a whole lot easier on the public if everyone can be viewed at one location.  Make sure to leave room for bleachers and a concession stand. Electrifying the fence is a great idea though.  It will keep predators (Baptist pastors) and other closeted religious folk out while allowing the Mo's to adjust and decorate their new digs.  The food drop may cause a bit of a stir though.  It's a known fact that homos prefer doing their own food shopping.  Even straighties know that the produce section is the number one place to pick up fruits. And I must warn you, 150 miles or even 300 miles of fencing just ain't gonna be big enough.  Currently, our government has spent $1.2 billion on 670 miles of border fencing trying to keep out the 11.8 million Mexicans who live on the U.S.-Mexico border.  And as you must surely know most Latino illegals are gay and once they hear about your new housing project you'd better prepare a bigger pasture. Your "they'll die out" because "they can't reproduce" theory's kinda like the "which came first the chicken or the egg?" conundrum.  Where did homos come from in the first place?  They came from sapiens, which is Latin for "wise men".  So Chucky, if homos come from wise men rest assured none of your kids are homo sapiens. What caused Pasture Worley to get off on his gay high horse?  Seems like our president's support of same sex marriages started the scrotum rolling and it's been all down low from there.  The fact that Obama is black didn't seem to matter until his final comment "Forty years ago [LGBT people] would've hung, bless God, from a white oak tree!"  Obviously the term "hung" refers to gay guys and "white" refers to who's doing the hunging. There's very little known about Charles Worley.  Googling him (eeeeew) just brings up his recent video rant and very little else.  Is he married... to a woman?  Does he have any straight children?  Did he finish grade school?  What are his favorite nursery rhymes?  In the coming days I'm sure we're going to get the details of his past because his future has pretty much been written. Stay tuned for more on this story but it won't be from this blog site.  I'll be busy erecting my fence to keep out all the closeted religious folk.