Nov 072013
 
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1st baby born since the Fukushima nuclear meltdown

The parents of this newborn said that the most disturbing feature about their baby is its round eyes.  Both parents are full-blooded radioactive Japanese. Scientists (the same ones who built the nuclear facility) have denied any responsibility for this freakish incident stating, "The continuous lethal amounts of radiation leaking into the Pacific Ocean could not have caused this type of birth defect." When asked by an American reporter why this couldn't happen, the only surviving scientist at Fukushima responded, "Because slant eyes are a dominant gene." Nuclear waste experts from around the world have widely different opinions as to the severity of the ongoing leaks from Japan's nuclear facility.  A representative from TEPCO (the owner of the nuclear plant) pointed his finger, the only one left on either hand, at the United States' atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 as the real cause of this strange birth defect just now showing up in Japan. An unnamed U.S. senator from Arizona took offense to this accusation stating "The fallout from the bombing of Japan was no worse than the effects of agent orange during the Vietnam War."  Of course this unnamed senator was a guest of the Hanoi Hilton for five and a half years and was never exposed to this devastating use of chemical warfare.  Sure he can't raise his arms above his dick and his neck and head appear to be fused together, but that was from being tortured, not defoliated. Unfortunately Vietnamese citizens weren't quite as lucky as this anonymous, penguin-like Arizona senator.  "The beginning of the spraying (of Agent Orange) 51 years ago, and even today, millions of Vietnamese have died from, or been completely incapacitated by, diseases which the US government recognizes are related to Agent Orange for purposes of granting compensation to Vietnam veterans in the United States. " What does the bombing of Hiroshima and the use of chemical warfare in Vietnam have to do with the situation in Fukushima?  Denial, cover-up, deceit and downright fibbing about the short and long term effects of just a couple of the world's biggest whitewashings comes to mind.  Oh yeah and "I did not have sex with that woman." Here's what's currently going on in Fukushima.  "Radioactive water leaking into the Pacific Ocean: TEPCO did not admit that leaks of radioactive water were occurring until July of this year. Shunichi Tanaka the head of Japan’s Nuclear Regulation Authority finally told reporters this July that radioactive water has been leaking into the Pacific Ocean since the disaster hit over two years ago. This is the largest single contribution of radionuclides to the marine environment ever observed according to a report by the French Institute for Radiological Protection and Nuclear Safety. The Japanese government finally admitted that the situation was urgent this September – an emergency they did not acknowledge until 2.5 years after the water problem began." Surely the Pacific Ocean is large enough to handle a few gallons (300 tons) of radioactive water leaking daily from this nuclear plant.  Besides, we live in the United States and any danger from the fallout would hit California first and it's 5393 miles away from the leak.  In fact our government has hired millions of unemployed surfers from Malibu to San Clemente to act as human Geiger counters, as they would be the first to realize any changes in the water conditions. As reported by the NSA in the garage sale section of the L.A. Times November 6, 2013 "Hey man.  Anyone seen a shark out here today 'cuz I just tried to hang ten but my left foot is missing." "No way man.  The sharks are all dead.  Something about a fuckin' water leak in Fuckinshame(a)." "Where's that, man?" "Who gives a fuck man?  Watch out man 'cuz here comes a Heavy and it's filled with dead dolphins!  Take care of that foot man!" One month after Fukushima, the FDA announced it was going to stop testing fish in the Pacific Ocean for radiation. But, independent research is showing that every Bluefin tuna tested in the waters off California has been contaminated with radiation that originated in Fukushima. Only ONE MONTH AFTER!!!  This all began in March 2011 so when I do the math it's now two years and seven months since the FDA received large monetary donations from Starkist, Bumble Bee and Chicken of The Sea.  Does something smell fishy to you? So if you're a fish eater (of any type) or prefer to stick with the never tested yet exceptionally profitable GMO family of foods, please do a body parts check daily.  And for everyone's sake, please do not have children.  This story is a true one and what happens in Fuckinshame(a) doesn't stay in Fukushima. Other related stories:
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